Tribute to the Shower

I wish I could shower now, and later, and after that. I really need a shower right about now. I think I'm stressed and showers are relaxing. Just turn on the water and wash away your problems out of your brain. I could solve all the problems of the world in the shower. I would just go in there, let the water hit and let my brain think clearly. They should make waterproof paper. I could study in the shower and everything would be much easier to cram into such a small body cavity. I could sleep in the shower, well make that a tub with a shower. I've done it before, I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna lock myself in the shower and never come out okay? Everyone has to be louder than the shower to reach me. Good luck with that. Nope, I'm not turning the water off sorry. Kinda defeats the purpose if I can hear you. When cold then turn the water hot and it feels so good, when it's hot it's the best because then it cools you off and it's awesome. The pressure hits your shoulders just the right way. Nope, I don't care closet full of stuff that has to go elsewhere, nope I don't care finals trying to suck the life out of me. You can't get in here and I can't hear you! Speak into the microphone oop... you don't have one haha! That's why the shower is an awesome place. And for all of the above mentioned reasons... I love thee shower!