First Day Back and a Hostage Situation

It's a little too soon to say that I miss Weird Floor. To say that now would just detract from future tear stained posts and pleads to come and rescue me from my agrarian prison. Besides, this morning I have already had coffee (that I didn't have to make) and I have news to report in the Hostage Situation of 2010.

As many of you know on Thursday May 13th Weird Floor an important member of Weird Floor was the victim of a heinous crime. One of our own was taken hostage, this innocent bystander became a pawn in the escalating territory dispute with the SAPS nation. In accordance to the spirit of Weird Floor we were not prepared to leave a man behind and our negotiations began. To put the odds of negotiating the safe release of a hostage in perspective I googled "hostage returned/released" and "hostage murdered" with the results of 1.5 million returned to 10.3 million killed, the odds were not on the side of justice. However, Weird Floor, like it has done so many times before beat the odds. Through the valiant and courageous tactics of head negotiator BetheReed our man was returned at 12:30PM.

He sustained minor cosmetic wounds that are being treated in an undisclosed location in Southern California, and is adjusting to life post-tragedy.


In an unrelated note, as I was charged with regaling Weird Floor with all of the happenings in Ramona, it is my hilarious duty to inform you all that my mom did not tell my father that I got a tattoo. Instead of disclosing this to him we are going to see how long it takes him to notice. Why? Well, for no other reason than it is funnier this way. It might take years for him to notice. I cant' wait.